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John Terry Lookalike Fury

Wednesday, 04 February 09, 01:37 PM · Comments (108)

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(Photograph courtesy of Warrington Guardian chief photographer Mike Boden)

Well, you can imagine, can't you?

Some of us might not be winning any beauty contests anytime soon, but who would be happy if they looked like him. It's not the aesthetic as such, rather the connotation, you know...

That would put the tin lid on it for me.

May I then introduce... Lucy Smith. The tale of woe is here... CLICKTASTIC

HH coming in your ears.... HERE

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Posted by HarryHotspur | Comments (108)

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salsyid
1. salsyid Wrote: | 20.14GMT | Feb 4, 2009

first. cor shes a beauty the face only a mother could love bless her/him?

pablo
2. pablo Wrote: | 20.15GMT | Feb 4, 2009

I don't know what to think about this... 8O

munso
3. munso Wrote: | 20.18GMT | Feb 4, 2009

The comments to the story in the link are funny.
The first 10 or 20 are about her/his rights/feelings etc, then someone mentions the similarity to John Terry and nearly every comment afterwards is ripping the piss out of JT

Norm
4. Norm Wrote: | 20.18GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Thats JT he goes into drag on Staurday afternoons

DANNYBOY
5. DANNYBOY Wrote: | 20.26GMT | Feb 4, 2009

are you sure it's not John Terry trying to be Lucy Smith? I wonder what a womans point of view on this is? cue spursandy ;)

grittyspur
6. grittyspur Wrote: | 20.27GMT | Feb 4, 2009

I need at least 400 pints before i look at that picture again!

Melers
7. Melers Wrote: | 20.30GMT | Feb 4, 2009

First transexual to miss a penalty in a Champions League Final.

calebray
8. calebray Wrote: | 20.32GMT | Feb 4, 2009

considering what the specialists have had as a blank canvas, old jt hasnt got a bad rack on him

Poshspur
9. Poshspur Wrote: | 20.34GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Who can honestly say at some point in their drinking life...na me neither.
It just looks like bad Photoshopping!
I am an artist and also turn my highly skilled fingers to computer art. I will take requests if anyone would like to name a player who should go mid op?
I'll submit the results....

eamon cowman
10. eamon cowman Wrote: | 20.34GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Bless!!!!
Welcome back, Robbie

Poshspur
11. Poshspur Wrote: | 20.36GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to calebray:

considering what the specialists have had as a blank canvas, old jt hasnt got a bad rack on him

Jesus, not a bad rack??!!! although I suppose when you're starving and someone throws you a cracker, tastes pretty Goddam good.

tomjuno
12. tomjuno Wrote: | 20.38GMT | Feb 4, 2009

June Terry. Terry and June.

calebray
13. calebray Wrote: | 20.38GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Poshspur:

Reply to calebray:

considering what the specialists have had as a blank canvas, old jt hasnt got a bad rack on him

Jesus, not a bad rack??!!! although I suppose when you're starving and someone throws you a cracker, tastes pretty Goddam good.

i have gone wrong on so many levels

Trembly
14. Trembly Wrote: | 20.40GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to salsyid:

first. cor shes a beauty the face only a mother could love bless her/him?

And your second point is? Please desist with all this posting that you are the first to make a comment - it is a disease that spoils other blogs where they don't even bother to talk about football anymore.

With regards to the Photo - I might know a thing or two about graphics packages and have been looking for obvious signs that this is the Dogs face cleverly modified and pasted onto the original. I'm almost convinced its a fake, but god help them if he/she really looks like that.

SpursEgg
15. SpursEgg Wrote: | 20.40GMT | Feb 4, 2009

funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! still laughing my tits off and sending this on to all chelscum "fans"!! Cheers Harry! =D

Trembly
16. Trembly Wrote: | 20.43GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Poshspur:

Who can honestly say at some point in their drinking life...na me neither.
It just looks like bad Photoshopping!
I am an artist and also turn my highly skilled fingers to computer art. I will take requests if anyone would like to name a player who should go mid op?
I'll submit...

In a weird way I'm almost hoping that this is real. Anyone else fancy going into a chorus of "Are you Lucy Smith in disguise?" :D

Poshspur
17. Poshspur Wrote: | 20.43GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to calebray:

Reply to Poshspur:
Reply to calebray:

considering what the specialists have had as a blank canvas, old jt hasnt got a bad rack on him

Jesus, not a bad rack??!!! although I suppose when you're starving and someone throws you a cracker, tastes pretty Goddam good.

i have gone wrong on so many levels

There's still hope for you...the first step is seeing the mistake. Attempting to sexually judge a push me/pull you was your first.

kirby74
18. kirby74 Wrote: | 20.46GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Its got one of those faces you want to punch !

RunPigRun
19. RunPigRun Wrote: | 20.46GMT | Feb 4, 2009

That picture is actually taken from JT's autobiography due for release soon entitled...


...Who I Really Am.

RunPigRun
20. RunPigRun Wrote: | 20.48GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to Poshspur:

Who can honestly say at some point in their drinking life...na me neither.
It just looks like bad Photoshopping!
I am an artist and also turn my highly skilled fingers to computer art. I will take requests if anyone would like to name a player who should go mid op?
I'll submit...

In a weird way I'm almost hoping that this is real. Anyone else fancy going into a chorus of "Are you Lucy Smith in disguise?" :D

Ideal for Cheatski match at WHL =D

Poshspur
21. Poshspur Wrote: | 20.49GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to Poshspur:

Who can honestly say at some point in their drinking life...na me neither.
It just looks like bad Photoshopping!
I am an artist and also turn my highly skilled fingers to computer art. I will take requests if anyone would like to name a player who should go mid op?
I'll submit...

In a weird way I'm almost hoping that this is real. Anyone else fancy going into a chorus of "Are you Lucy Smith in disguise?" :D

Oh we have to sing something whenever he gets the ball, next time we play the scum. " Lucy, Lucy Smith, Lucy, Lucy Smith" etc
This is a gift that keeps on giving....and receiving.

jfdit
22. jfdit Wrote: | 20.49GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

chasndave
23. chasndave Wrote: | 20.53GMT | Feb 4, 2009

this is possible the funniest thing i have ever seen!

I can't stop laughing to myself!

My wife thinks I'm weird! (but thats another matter)

redsack
24. redsack Wrote: | 20.53GMT | Feb 4, 2009

nice picture of you harry, about time u posted a portrait of yourself m8 welldone for being the uglyiest fucker ive ever seen ;)

HarryHotspur
25. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.54GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

The Hunt For Redfacedposeur...

jfdit
26. jfdit Wrote: | 21.03GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

The Hunt For Redfacedposeur...

Your site broke this story nearly 5 hrs before the so called finest journos.

very funny but I expect no less =D

redsack
27. redsack Wrote: | 21.04GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to chasndave:

this is possible the funniest thing i have ever seen!

I can't stop laughing to myself!

My wife thinks I'm weird! (but thats another matter)

the reason the wife thinks your weird is because she never seen u laugh at her before it was only when u seen her picture on the net it was so funny.

steve1987
28. steve1987 Wrote: | 21.15GMT | Feb 4, 2009

All very funny of course. But Harry,why are you scouring the internet for JT lookalike transsexuals ? Has the transfer window tipped you over the edge?

Johnny C
29. Johnny C Wrote: | 21.20GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Are you Lucy in disguise?
We can see it in your eyes.
C'mon Terry, no more lies,
Are you Lucy in disguise?

steve1987
30. steve1987 Wrote: | 21.20GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Hey, Harry at weekends you're not know as Harriet Hotspur are you? - says the man with the blonde curly perm.

Harry
31. Harry Wrote: | 21.20GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Chelsea fans fantasy fuck 8O

HarryHotspur
32. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.33GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to steve1987:

Hey, Harry at weekends you're not know as Harriet Hotspur are you? - says the man with the blonde curly perm.

*blushtastic*

HarryHotspur
33. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.35GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to jfdit:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

The Hunt For Redfacedposeur...

Your site broke this story nearly 5 hrs before the so called finest journos.

very funny but I expect no less =D

Wait till Appiah signs!

chasndave
34. chasndave Wrote: | 21.35GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Wow RedSack, such bitterness....

If i'd of know it would hurt so much, I would never have married your mum!

Sorry about that! I'll drop her of at your caravan this evening! You can look after her now!

Trembly
35. Trembly Wrote: | 21.38GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

shame. the bigger pic in the current bun proves there is dodgy photoshopping involved :(

jfdit
36. jfdit Wrote: | 21.42GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

shame. the bigger pic in the current bun proves there is dodgy photoshopping involved :(

Yes, no human being is actually that repulsive (pic on right)

Always thought JT had something about him but a shim - priceless :D

steve1987
37. steve1987 Wrote: | 21.44GMT | Feb 4, 2009

This is not the first. Remember Lily (aka Robbie) Savage and his dodgy tackle.

HarryHotspur
38. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.45GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jfdit:

Its gone nuclear

LINK =D

shame. the bigger pic in the current bun proves there is dodgy photoshopping involved :(

I will bow to your expertise. How so?

HarryHotspur
39. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.46GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to steve1987:

All very funny of course. But Harry,why are you scouring the internet for JT lookalike transsexuals ? Has the transfer window tipped you over the edge?

You Got Me =D

chasndave
40. chasndave Wrote: | 21.49GMT | Feb 4, 2009

apologies to all those of a mental age above 10 years old!

I hope this is real, as i've now changed it to my profile picture on facebook!


Trembly
41. Trembly Wrote: | 21.52GMT | Feb 4, 2009

HH, looking at the blown up image there seems to be (perhaps from my warped viewpoint only of course):
1. a dodgy pinkish red line around the left (as we view it) side of his face when the background shows a light blue.
2. The centre parting shows ghosting that appears when using the copy pen or whatever its called.

I'm sure Posh will be better able to point out the flaws. He can do that, but still can't work out how to create an ole ole account 8O

HarryHotspur
42. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.06GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

HH, looking at the blown up image there seems to be (perhaps from my warped viewpoint only of course):
1. a dodgy pinkish red line around the left (as we view it) side of his face when the background shows a light blue.
2. The centre parting shows ghosting that appears when using the...

;) Cheers. I am a total novice in these matters.

munso
43. munso Wrote: | 22.22GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Trembly:

HH, looking at the blown up image there seems to be (perhaps from my warped viewpoint only of course):
1. a dodgy pinkish red line around the left (as we view it) side of his face when the background shows a light blue.
2. The centre parting shows ghosting that appears when using the...

Yeah the hair don't look right, mind you it could just be a moody syrup!

If it is photoshopped, someone has gone to the trouble of moving JTs moles about on his face

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
44. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote: | 22.26GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to DANNYBOY:

are you sure it's not John Terry trying to be Lucy Smith? I wonder what a womans point of view on this is? cue spursandy ;)

Immediate thought - it's a fake:

1. Neck has no definition at that angle - you'd expect to see shadow from the turn of the head and neck
2. Can't see hands or feet properly (which don't change particularly when M2F transgendered)
3. Whilst some M2F go a bit overboard from time to time on attempting to look feminine - the hair just doesn't work - too flat, too dyed and too dull! I know a number of M2F and whilst I may be generalising, they usually have much better hair!

Good luck to her.

But not to John Terry.

KOJAC
45. KOJAC Wrote: | 22.34GMT | Feb 4, 2009

that's the best picture of an england captain i've ever seen... =D

she/he is bound to look a bit odd as he/she is a little mixed up i guess....

corlukas-veruka
46. corlukas-veruka Wrote: | 22.43GMT | Feb 4, 2009

The King is Dead long live the Queen

jfdit
47. jfdit Wrote: | 22.44GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to munso:

Reply to Trembly:

HH, looking at the blown up image there seems to be (perhaps from my warped viewpoint only of course):
1. a dodgy pinkish red line around the left (as we view it) side of his face when the background shows a light blue.
2. The centre parting shows ghosting that appears when using the...

Yeah the hair don't look right, mind you it could just be a moody syrup!

If it is photoshopped, someone has gone to the trouble of moving JTs moles about on his face

I don't think its been photoshopped, when you blow it up looks like normal - pixel loss due to poor quality image to start with.

Bad make up job, cheap wig and needs a shave. My type of girl!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
48. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote: | 22.48GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
49. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote: | 22.48GMT | Feb 4, 2009

*cos of...

KOJAC
50. KOJAC Wrote: | 22.50GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
51. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote: | 22.55GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to KOJAC:

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

And SSN just own the whole world again until 2099 pretty much.

Whoever gets bit torrent streaming stuff off to a buffer-free art will make a mint!

They had to make a 'pun' of Gosling's name didnt they... 'golden egg of a goal' - bit lame.

KOJAC
52. KOJAC Wrote: | 22.57GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Reply to KOJAC:
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

And SSN just own the whole world again until 2099 pretty much.

Whoever gets bit torrent streaming stuff off to a buffer-free art will make a mint!

They had to make a 'pun' of Gosling's name didnt they... 'golden egg of a goal' - bit lame.

i think itv has just broken down...maybe it's the snow...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
53. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote: | 22.58GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to KOJAC:

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Reply to KOJAC:
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

And SSN just own the whole world again until 2099 pretty much.

Whoever gets bit torrent streaming stuff off to a buffer-free art will make a mint!

They had to make a 'pun' of Gosling's name didnt they... 'golden egg of a goal' - bit lame.

i think itv has just broken down...maybe it's the snow...

Alan Sugar just showed up on my tele to tell me how good apprentices are. Cheap labour y'mean. I've switched it off now.

Bath, book, bed methinks...

Longwell
54. Longwell Wrote: | 23.04GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to KOJAC:

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

And somewhere, Michael Grade hurls a chair against the wall.

KOJAC
55. KOJAC Wrote: | 23.13GMT | Feb 4, 2009

Reply to Longwell:

Reply to KOJAC:
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Toffees bt Bindippers!

Gosling... some young'un.

And ITV lost the goal cos if a technical hitch. Hm.

can you believe that SS...what a bunch of amateurs they are....they should have to give it bsck to the beeb for free for thst sort of f*ck up.... :D

And somewhere, Michael Grade hurls a chair against the wall.

what were they doing......does a 10yr old work in the vt mixing room or something.....

skankehmonkeh
56. skankehmonkeh Wrote: | 00.54GMT | Feb 5, 2009

The picture to me looks obviously photoshopped, the features are too large for the face, there is also blending evident to me. For some similar picture fun try www.yearbookyourself.com I had a giggle with some of the pictures it spits out.

vincenzo_spur
57. vincenzo_spur Wrote: | 02.06GMT | Feb 5, 2009

this is one one of the funniest things i have seen in years... i salute you harry!

notsohotspurs
58. notsohotspurs Wrote: | 02.19GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Absolutely hilarious.British humour at its finest, i miss that.

Sun headline could have read 'John Terry gives head'

HarryHotspur
59. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 03.29GMT | Feb 5, 2009

HH coming in your ears

LINK

COYScanada
60. COYScanada Wrote: | 04.01GMT | Feb 5, 2009

It reminds me of a time when i was younger, pissed as a rat, and dancing slowly with (what i though was) a tall dark haired girl.....then the lights came on and my mates said i actually screamed......i was dancing with a transsexual. Okay, okay.... i was in a gay nightclub in Edmonton (Canada) called Flashback. It was populated with hot chicks not just gays (because this club had the best dance music in town) so i guess it was my fault. At least we didn't get beaten up by his/her friends....although it almost kicked off as i recall. Still embarrassed as i recall this event.

So, it's me and John Terry then. Dance John?

COYScanada
61. COYScanada Wrote: | 05.46GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that.

HarryHotspur
62. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 07.27GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to COYScanada:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

Thanks. I think ;)

munso
63. munso Wrote: | 07.29GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Theres got to be a job for you on TalkSport, maybe get that twat Andy Jacobs out, Hawksbee and Hotspur has got a certain ring to it!

Irene
64. Irene Wrote: | 07.53GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to Johnny C:

Are you Lucy in disguise?
We can see it in your eyes.
C'mon Terry, no more lies,
Are you Lucy in disguise?

This chant will make JT famous.

unclerico1979
65. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 08.08GMT | Feb 5, 2009

[IMG]LINK[/IMG]

unclerico1979
66. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 08.08GMT | Feb 5, 2009

:D

unclerico1979
67. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 08.09GMT | Feb 5, 2009

unclerico1979
68. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 08.10GMT | Feb 5, 2009

cant get the hang of this image hosting thing!
anyway my Wenger one is 3 posts up.

If you want anyone else done, tell me and i'll do it.

Rico

HarryHotspur
69. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 08.14GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to unclerico1979:

cant get the hang of this image hosting thing!
anyway my Wenger one is 3 posts up.

If you want anyone else done, tell me and i'll do it.

Rico

That's very very good.

Another New Coach
70. Another New Coach Wrote: | 08.17GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reminds me of an incident some years ago when Vinnie Samways crashed into an advertising hoarding just in front of me at the Paxton Road end.

Whilst he lay prostrate on the cinder track, holding his head,a wag boomed out:

"Look on the bright side Samways, that's probably done your face a favour"

Well he wasn't pretty was he?

northwestyid
71. northwestyid Wrote: | 08.24GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to unclerico1979:

:D

lol. is it me or does he look even creepier? =D

unclerico1979
72. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 09.10GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to northwestyid:

Reply to unclerico1979:

:D

lol. is it me or does he look even creepier? =D

I thought he looked a bit 'rain man'

unclerico1979
73. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 09.11GMT | Feb 5, 2009

my one looks less fake than the original.

Poor fella has ACTUAL photoshopped looking features in real life!

unclerico1979
74. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 10.04GMT | Feb 5, 2009

nah, can't be naffed to figure it out (its my first time on here) you are welcome to if you like?

show me where you post it though ;)

desales
75. desales Wrote: | 10.18GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to munso:

Reply to Trembly:

HH, looking at the blown up image there seems to be (perhaps from my warped viewpoint only of course):
1. a dodgy pinkish red line around the left (as we view it) side of his face when the background shows a light blue.
2. The centre parting shows ghosting that appears when using the...

Yeah the hair don't look right, mind you it could just be a moody syrup!

If it is photoshopped, someone has gone to the trouble of moving JTs moles about on his face

I just thought it had the same hairdresser as Tevez?!

KOJAC
76. KOJAC Wrote: | 11.20GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to unclerico1979:

cant get the hang of this image hosting thing!
anyway my Wenger one is 3 posts up.

If you want anyone else done, tell me and i'll do it.

Rico

haha... =D ....make sure you topic/filter/tag it under wenger/arsenal/tottenham....etc...that pic so the many gooner fans on oleole get to see sexchange wenger.....

elfranklins
77. elfranklins Wrote: | 13.20GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Harry, This picture has left me confused. Alot of people say that I am the spit of Alan Shearer.

Should I start wearing womens clothing? Or just sort my hair out? =D

Nunchucks
78. Nunchucks Wrote: | 13.32GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Body from Crimewatch, face from...Crimewatch.

Surely Photoshops finest?

Harold - most enjoyable interview. Sounding like someone ladies might take home to respective mums, for a scone and a crafty little thumbs up to their daughters.

Grazza
79. Grazza Wrote: | 14.00GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Fake?! Fake you Say?! next you will be tellin me that gif on the previous blog of Keano is a fake!

Fake or no Fake, its a laugh at JT's expense and any manner of a giggle at him is a good one! :)

Roll on Sunday - I just hope we dont live to regret not upping the ante on the Arshavin deal in the summer.

Out of curiosity;

a) how/why on earth were we negotiating at the ÂŁ23 million mark when the Goons have managed to nick him for ÂŁ12?

b) how the fuck was he allowed to sign after the deadline?

Gooner Slag. Roll on Sunday...

Hagen
80. Hagen Wrote: | 14.21GMT | Feb 5, 2009

mmmmm my name is seamus hagen and i think that bird is lovely

summerspur
81. summerspur Wrote: | 15.57GMT | Feb 5, 2009

off topic, if there is one.
what sort of pitch covers do we have if any?
pete docherty will be blowing his nose again tonight so im concerned about the potential to call sundays game off. do we have something equivalent to the brumbrella? will the huds vest be stretched over the corner flags? should we all bring a broom and a shovel?



KOJAC
82. KOJAC Wrote: | 16.03GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to summerspur:

off topic, if there is one.
what sort of pitch covers do we have if any?
pete docherty will be blowing his nose again tonight so im concerned about the potential to call sundays game off. do we have something equivalent to the brumbrella? will the huds vest be stretched over the corner...

i'm not sure about covers.....but it's normally the old healthy & safety issues...in and around the ground that usually call off a game....ahhh bless!!....

not the pitch...unles it's frozen solid or under 10ft of snow of course....

telex
83. telex Wrote: | 18.08GMT | Feb 5, 2009

LINK

sadface.

DaredandDone
84. DaredandDone Wrote: | 18.24GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to telex:

LINK

sadface.

Shit.

DaredandDone
85. DaredandDone Wrote: | 18.27GMT | Feb 5, 2009

I really think we could have used that dude. He must still be broken. Life goes on I suppose.

_el__
86. _el__ Wrote: | 18.42GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

Reply to DANNYBOY:

are you sure it's not John Terry trying to be Lucy Smith? I wonder what a womans point of view on this is? cue spursandy ;)

Immediate thought - it's a fake:

1. Neck has no definition at that angle - you'd expect to see shadow from the turn of the head and neck
2. Can't see hands or feet properly (which don't change particularly when M2F transgendered)
3. Whilst some M2F go a bit overboard from...


I thought the shadows were about right and what you can see of the hand/fist looks pretty blokey to me, well it ain't petite anyway. The slight 'superimposed' look can be as a result of low fi digital technology not handling the contrast variation as well as old style emulsion photography and if you look at jt's face, his right eye is slightly higher than his left LINK whereas the person in this picture has the reverse.

So anyway, I'm off to write some train numbers down............. where's my kagool?

meee93
87. meee93 Wrote: | 19.15GMT | Feb 5, 2009

is it me or does the head look too big for the body

COYScanada
88. COYScanada Wrote: | 19.21GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to COYScanada:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

Thanks. I think ;)

You've got a future in Radio Harry.....and possibly TV also.......as long as you don't look like Lucy.

But seriously, you came across as well informed and witty.....which is what i expected. Time to re-negotiate your contract mate....you could try to sign up with Arshavin's agent. I hear he's good.

HarryHotspur
89. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.32GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to Nunchucks:

Body from Crimewatch, face from...Crimewatch.

Surely Photoshops finest?

Harold - most enjoyable interview. Sounding like someone ladies might take home to respective mums, for a scone and a crafty little thumbs up to their daughters.

Father: What are you intentions toward my daughter?

Tommy Cooper: I was planning to take her to the pictures.

Father: No, no. I meant beyond that.

Tommy Cooper: Oh, I see ...I was hoping to get hold of her in a shop doorway.

HarryHotspur
90. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.37GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to COYScanada:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to COYScanada:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

Thanks. I think ;)

You've got a future in Radio Harry.....and possibly TV also.......as long as you don't look like Lucy.

But seriously, you came across as well informed and witty.....which is what i expected. Time to re-negotiate your contract mate....you could try to sign up with Arshavin's agent. I...

Thank you very much.

Longwell
91. Longwell Wrote: | 20.49GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Nice work on the airwaves, er, e-waves, er, whatever the fuck. Good job.

KOJAC
92. KOJAC Wrote: | 21.09GMT | Feb 5, 2009

HH,you definitley need to change your is john terry a dog question now.....to is john terry both man and woman...etc..or whatever.....with that pic next to it.....that picture is too good to ignore...

jfdit
93. jfdit Wrote: | 21.11GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Nice one Harry, I have to stop drinking tea while browsing your site, new laptop got a shower earlier listening to podcast - you got me good :D

I was reading about Jimmy Greaves and why he's not been inducted into the hall of fame earlier on another site - wondered what your thoughts on matter were?

KOJAC
94. KOJAC Wrote: | 21.13GMT | Feb 5, 2009

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HH,you definitley need to change your is john terry a dog question now.....to is john terry both man and woman...etc..or whatever.....with that pic next to it.....that picture is too good to ignore...

although....no need to change the question just stick that pic next to it.....just confirms it even more.... =D

HarryHotspur
95. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.32GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to jfdit:

Nice one Harry, I have to stop drinking tea while browsing your site, new laptop got a shower earlier listening to podcast - you got me good :D

I was reading about Jimmy Greaves and why he's not been inducted into the hall of fame earlier on another site - wondered what your thoughts...

Greaves's's's book is a must read. Very few footy books are. :|

HarryHotspur
96. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.33GMT | Feb 5, 2009
HarryHotspur
97. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.36GMT | Feb 5, 2009
HarryHotspur
98. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.37GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

LINK

:P

I got more links than Marley & Marley.

HarryHotspur
99. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.41GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to _el__:

Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Reply to DANNYBOY:

are you sure it's not John Terry trying to be Lucy Smith? I wonder what a womans point of view on this is? cue spursandy ;)

Immediate thought - it's a fake:

1. Neck has no definition at that angle - you'd expect to see shadow from the turn of the head and neck
2. Can't see hands or feet properly (which don't change particularly when M2F transgendered)
3. Whilst some M2F go a bit overboard from...


I thought the shadows were about right and what you can see of the hand/fist looks pretty blokey to me, well it ain't petite anyway. The slight 'superimposed' look can be as a result of low fi digital technology not handling the contrast variation as well as old style emulsion photography and...

I'm worse, I lost 40 mins of my life trying to find the original snap (if there was one) of Terry on the net this morning.

The killer as was rightly mentioned earlier is that 'the mole' was moved also. Very unlikely.

I tell my mum I work in a brothel in order to divert from the shame.

jfdit
100. jfdit Wrote: | 21.54GMT | Feb 5, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to jfdit:

Nice one Harry, I have to stop drinking tea while browsing your site, new laptop got a shower earlier listening to podcast - you got me good :D

I was reading about Jimmy Greaves and why he's not been inducted into the hall of fame earlier on another site - wondered what your thoughts...

Greaves's's's book is a must read. Very few footy books are. :|

Yes I found it funny, sad & tragic, player who I would have liked to see play in the flesh.

Apparently club not willing to donate proceeds from induction dinner do to charity so Jimmy told them to do one. Shame club appears to have such poor relations with ex players. Club's PR needs to address things like that - more pragmatic approach req.

telex
101. telex Wrote: | 04.03GMT | Feb 6, 2009

in regards to the keano link. if you find the original clip; you can see jenas in the background looking mightily pissed off that he didnt hear about the inter rumours earlier and cut us a break.

Pagey
102. Pagey Wrote: | 06.12GMT | Feb 6, 2009

Sorry Chaps and Chapesses, only just caught up with the news after returning from holiday so unrelated post coming up.

Keano - Great player, bygones be bygones and all that, still have lingering worries about defoe keano partnership and the composition of our team still leaves many questions that are not mine to answer.

Cudicini - Great acquisition, chuffed and will provide genuine competition

Chimbonda - never did much wrong in my eyes, claims of disruptive attitude but I think now he's done a stint oop norf he'' be doubly happy to be back and will work well. With all our current crop of defenders fit though, not sure he'd start for me.

Palacios - Great, I'm happy, lets get right behind him.

Defoe - Great again but old news I guess.

Quite happy with the window, we still have an unbalanced squad but I think less so than prior to the window opening. As said above, will be interesting to see how we line up, especially when all are fit, I still see the old keano defoe conundrum and i'd hate to see JD left on the bench again after re-signing for us.

Looking forward to the rest of the season !!

Grazza
103. Grazza Wrote: | 08.56GMT | Feb 6, 2009

Reply to COYScanada:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to COYScanada:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

Thanks. I think ;)

You've got a future in Radio Harry.....and possibly TV also.......as long as you don't look like Lucy.

But seriously, you came across as well informed and witty.....which is what i expected. Time to re-negotiate your contract mate....you could try to sign up with Arshavin's agent. I...

Harrys got a face for Blogging/Radio and hands like Richard Keys so he'll struggle to get a gig on TV ;)

Should you ever make a TV appearance Harold, would you prefer to have your face pixelated or adopt the SAS letterbox look to maintain anonymity?

unclerico1979
104. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 09.51GMT | Feb 6, 2009

[IMG]LINK[/IMG]

unclerico1979
105. unclerico1979 Wrote: | 09.55GMT | Feb 6, 2009

[IMG]LINK[/IMG]

Lucy? is that you?... have you done something with your hair?
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HarryHotspur
106. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 10.20GMT | Feb 6, 2009

Reply to Grazza:

Reply to COYScanada:
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to COYScanada:
Reply to HarryHotspur:

HH coming in your ears

LINK

Listened to you while I was working late at the office Harry. Very entertaining mate.....enjoyed the show.

You don't sound anything like HR.....or the Spanish guy that followed you on the show. You sound like you're from Buckinghamshire.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

Thanks. I think ;)

You've got a future in Radio Harry.....and possibly TV also.......as long as you don't look like Lucy.

But seriously, you came across as well informed and witty.....which is what i expected. Time to re-negotiate your contract mate....you could try to sign up with Arshavin's agent. I...

Harrys got a face for Blogging/Radio and hands like Richard Keys so he'll struggle to get a gig on TV ;)

Should you ever make a TV appearance Harold, would you prefer to have your face pixelated or adopt the SAS letterbox look to maintain anonymity?

Was it an old Dave Allen sketch?

A nervous man talking is in fear for his life, is shot in silhouette to protect his identity. When the interview is over, he says thank you, steps out of the chair and the area outside the chair is washed in bright light.

HarryHotspur
107. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 10.23GMT | Feb 6, 2009

Reply to jfdit:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to jfdit:

Nice one Harry, I have to stop drinking tea while browsing your site, new laptop got a shower earlier listening to podcast - you got me good :D

I was reading about Jimmy Greaves and why he's not been inducted into the hall of fame earlier on another site - wondered what your thoughts...

Greaves's's's book is a must read. Very few footy books are. :|

Yes I found it funny, sad & tragic, player who I would have liked to see play in the flesh.

Apparently club not willing to donate proceeds from induction dinner do to charity so Jimmy told them to do one. Shame club appears to have such poor relations with ex players. Club's PR needs...

Agreed, the routine appears to be a bloody cold one. They either get, 'The Club wishes him well'. Or an everlasting silence indicating they fell through a trapdoor like a Bond Villain stooge.

HarryHotspur
108. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 10.24GMT | Feb 6, 2009

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[IMG]LINK[/IMG]

Lucy? is that you?... have you done something with your hair?
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Axel Foley 8O

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