Two Loans, Two Guesses And A Knockout
Thursday, 26 November 09, 12:56 PM · Comments (38)
Kyle Naughton's done a runner. It's not known where exactly, but I was flooded with two emails this afternoon advising that there had been some no show fiasco at the Chelmsford Megastore Shop Emporium jobby.
All was not lost however as it is said that Pete Crouch got down with the kids and was said by one happy correspondent to be 'very personable'. I don't know what warms my heart more. The fact that he was or the fact that I have have a readership that includes people who still use nice language like that.
Barnet have signed Calum Butcher on an eighteenth month loan.
The Daily Mail has either heard what the rest of us ain't or completely and utterly run out ideas. They're saying Everton are in for Begbie.
Alan Hansen - you know the one; he's the ex Liverpool defender with two rogue Chaplin moustaches where his eyebrows used to be. Anyway, him. He has got in on the whole 'Lawro predicts' gig and is now proffering his own predictions via The New Pools site. The scathing sweatie has the Villa away game down as a home win.
Speaking of rogues, the threat of free luxury end scarf from Savile Rogue would appear to have well and truly captured the imagination of the HH masses. Winners of goods various will be announced on a weekly basis. So do email or message me and you shall be hat bound. There's a few goodies floating about and I keep nothing (just ask the bewildered Mde de H) so you will get what ever comes my way.
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" 'Oh dear, it's f*cked', is what I've always taken it to mean. I do have O-level Latin. Now they've stuck up a literal translation, in large letters: 'To dare is to do.' The words just stand there, on their own, not making much sense." Hunter Davies
"When Gazza came to the Spurs training ground for the first time got the ball, went round 8 players as if they were not there and then smashed the ball into the net. Just to see him play like that made the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Everybody stood there and applauded him." Terry Venables
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"The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.....my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken" Jimmy Greaves.
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"Just remember one thing my son - no-one is bigger than the club. The club will be here long after you go. Us supporters ain't mugs (well, not too many!). To end - if you don't want us and our club ain't big enough for you, then f*ck right off." Dannyboy
"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water." Derek Smalls
"Can you hear me! Tommy Trinder, Johnny Haynes, Dodi Fayed, Wolfy Smith.......your boys took a hell of a beating!" Sydney Wale
"Each season, there is a team that goes into freefall and gets sucked into the relegation scrap. losing becomes a habit, like winning and if we ain't careful, that team could be us." Dannyboy
"Clearly my words have gone to the highest level. Expect him gone in May" Jolsgonemental
"As a Spurs supporter of no half-measure, I will continue to support Jol, Hughton, the squad and the entire club, to the best of my ability and at all times" Yid 15
"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass." Jasper Carrott
"White Hart Lane was always a place where I felt I belonged." David Ginola
"I would run through brick walls for Spurs." Graham Roberts
"Even now, when I go over to my mother'S house and dig out the old tracksuit tops I wore, it makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I like to think i am part of a special family. I am no longer connected with the club on a daily basis, but i'm delighted with every win and sad about every defeat." Steve Perryman
"Any player coming to Spurs, whether he's a big signing or just a ground staff boy, must be dedicated to the game and to the club. He must never be satisfied with his last performance, and he must hate losing." Bill Nicholson
"Bill did so much for his beloved Spurs that we must never let his legacy fade. He must be our inspiration as we strive to ensure that a new era dawns here at White Hart Lane." Daniel Levy
" 'Oh dear, it's f*cked', is what I've always taken it to mean. I do have O-level Latin. Now they've stuck up a literal translation, in large letters: 'To dare is to do.' The words just stand there, on their own, not making much sense." Hunter Davies
"When Gazza came to the Spurs training ground for the first time got the ball, went round 8 players as if they were not there and then smashed the ball into the net. Just to see him play like that made the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Everybody stood there and applauded him." Terry Venables
"We will not be pushed around by a bunch of north London yobbos." Rupert Lowe, Southampton chairman, shortly before his manager Glenn Hoddle left for Spurs.
""I earned the right to be in the team and fought every game to be in it." Graham Roberts
"The worst thing Spurs ever did was get rid of Keith Burkinshaw. They never replaced him." Graham Roberts
"When you've finished playing football, young man, which is going to be very soon, I feel, you'll make a very good security guard." David Pleat to a 17yr old Neil Ruddock
"If someone wants to give you a bum steer on who we're after, then so be it. If you want to know, ask me, because I have a list of players we want and Robbie Keane isn't on it." Glenn Hoddle, then Spurs manager, shortly before paying 7 mill for ... Robbie Keane.
"The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.....my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken" Jimmy Greaves.
"I know more about smalz herring than I do about football." Sir Alan Sugar
"The trouble with Christian Gross is that no-one had heard of him. The communication wasn't brilliant and as captain I decided to explain to him how things worked and what the players liked and were used to. I do not believe he listened to a word I said." Gary Mabbutt
"Always had a bit of time, make a little bit of space, look up, bang. And you know he could put it on a postage stamp from 40 yards. Mmmmmmmmm...." Ron Manager aka Paul Whitehouse, Spurs fan on Glenn Hoddle
"I'm a miserable sod." Sir Alan Sugar
"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom." Danny Blanchflower
"Man in the raincoat's blue & white army." Spurs fans unable to use George Graham's name, 1999.
"We like a tackle at Tottenham. we're not pansies, you know. " David Pleat
"I was sitting just a few feet away from David Pleat at the World Cup. He's a nice fellow, but the man is mad: certifiably, eye-spiningly mad." Danny Kelly
"The only thing wrong with White Hart Lane is that the seats face the pitch" Les Dawson
38 Comments · Add yours
Ooh Harry. 1st
Knowing that I will never win anything - and with my qualifications, looks and personality do not expect to, I was just wondering if yuo could send me something anyway.
It could be a Spurs book, a scarf, a hat, a lukewarm fart even.
Anyway, I live in hope, next to the layby with the mobile homes
Didn't you hear? 2nd is he new 1st
I'll even have that active agenda. Bit of woolly tape, a kazoo, some string and a plastic mpustache and it'll be recycled into a great Xmas present for the Missus
Reply to Trembly:
what happens when I want a number two then?
Reply to Sid_Trotter:
I'll put my name in for a kazoo. They're proper useful they are. And the plastic moustache would be useful for impersonating Mark Lawrenson, sneaking into MOTD and twatting everyone bar Mr Chips of course.
Whi is Mr Chips?
Reply to Sid_Trotter:
Mr Bux
Big game v The Villa. If we win that I am convinced we are genuine top 4.....a draw and its a (well) hung jury, a loss wont happen, Hansen is indeed a cad
Reply to Trembly:
Oh thanks, Mr Bux ......
Reply to toddspur:
Who are Big Game? and I thought we weer playing the Villa next?
Reply to Sid_Trotter:
sid, you are gonna wear
out
Reply to toddspur:
Reply to Sid_Trotter:
Villan here. I see Hansen has us down for a win.
We're fu^ked.
Reply to churchil:
Reply to churchil:
Welcome
Reply to churchil:
Lawro's gone for a home win as well. 2-1.
Proper f**ked, you lot.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Thanks HH
A spud with the nick 'JimmyG2' came on our Villa blog and said
"We are flying at the moment but you have a good home record apart from losing to who?.Oh yes Wigan. By that reckoning as our away performances are better this year should make us run out about 15-0 winners."
I regard this as a most perceptive reading of the form book. Everyone knows you yids are as sharp as tacks and I'm sure you would mind a poor, potless goy appropriating this to his own advantage.
William Hill are only quoting odds up to a score of 10-0 and the best Betfair can do is 22.01 on a total score of 7 or more. Can I do better than this?
Good luck on Saturday. I'm sure you'll understand if I say I hope you get stuffed. I offer these comments cordially
Its so nice to get a rival fan on here who aint a spammer or a woolworth
welcome churchill indeed
20th. So I claim The Abi Clancy Muff as a prize
I hear the ar5ena1 shop are putting out a Henry glove puppet just in time for Xmas.
I can't remember anyone mentioning Alfie Stokes
Reply to toddspur:
I love to come here because it's funny. Yiddish thing, I guess. And you don't take yourself too seriously, which is the main fault of the silly, self absorbed masturbators at the Emirates.
HH is becoming an institution.
Reply to churchil:
That's strange because most people believe he's just escaped from one.
i think kyle naughton was down the tatoo parlour,he probably got held up,important stuff you know,
what about some high quality spurs lingerie for one of the wags on here,as a prize,of course my missus is imaginary but i can always get one the hookers i use to wear it,
hansen and lawro backing the villa,they weren't impressed by our 9-1 win,yes we did win 9-1....
bound to be a draw then 1-1,that'll do me,but like toddspur says if we win, i might start taking over the players job and saying we can finish in the sky 4...COYS
LINK
Can someone shut these berks up?
Reply to TMWNN:
No. It's a total impossibility. Perhaps it's a plc thing. Levy and Co. encouraging these little tidbits to be said by our players to "stimulate" the share price? I wish they'd just get on with achieving it instead of talking about it, personally.
Naturally it contains the legend...
"We believe we have the ability to finish in the Top 4"
Really? Whether it's Redknapp, Jenas, or another someone seems to throw this message out every couple of months. Come on down Peter Crouch, it's your turn!
Interestingly when talking about this ability and this quality we have Crouch said:
"There's Niko in midfield and Tom Huddlestone, those two pull the strings. We have players who can open up defences, creative players like Modric, such fantastic players."
No mention of Jermaine Jenas there. How odd.
"We all believe there is enough ability to get in there but we don't want to talk too much."
Well Peter old bean (excuse the multitude of puns there), how's about all "the lads" be quiet from now on. You aren't likely to ever win 9-1 again, so stop getting carried away.
On the whole it seems like "Crouchy" thrived with the whole talking thing, not content with waxing lyrical about our quest to gatecrash the Sky 4 - he then goes on to describe in detail an event concerning his Liverpool days with Rafa - in which "he pulled me off."
Reply to MysteriousStranger:
I like the related story at the bottom too, about a certain bloke who likes a point and a shout. It makes me laugh inside.
ye wannabe TOP FOUR are pathetic,i just come on here to have a laugh and to see how you MINNOWS are talking yourselves up,looking forward to putting three past you soon
Reply to churchil:
excuse me while i get sick,ha ha hahahaha
Reply to haleysvomit:
Oh dear, who left the child gate open?
FYI, Top Four is a made up achievement - you haven't actually won anything in sooo long that it's the only thing that gives you any credibility.
'ye'
How quaint. Not sure we've ever had a medievil toilet cleaner on here before.
Welcome
Reply to MysteriousStranger:
I think you're onto something there with the 'stimulating' the share price theory.
There is no other reason why a professional football club's manager and players would so regularly and mercilessly whore themselves out to the press.
Even Benny A&E had a little cameo in this 'please sponsor us, we're in a lot of papers' campaign, and he hasn't spoken for so long, some believe he's actually a Trappist monk. This belief would also go a long way in explaining the recent booze fuelled antics of the players. No 'wife beater' for this lot; our boys are hanging out of cars, night clubs, their trousers and that slag Lloyd, completely wasted on high end, high octane Trappist sauce.
Going on the assumption that there's no such thing as bad publicity, perhaps that too is part of the campaign.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
thank you harry,yes,ye do need a body to cleanup the verbal fecal matter on your site
Reply to TMWNN:
ye could not beat stoke let alone a wife,ye piss artist mid-table(at best)club hahahahahahaha
Reply to haleysvomit:
You totally misunderstand our aims and ambition. We only want to finish fifth.
We realised long ago that the anticipation is always more fun than the realisation and that philosophy runs throughout the club which is why we sack our managers the moment they look like changing our own particular status quo.
And hey if it makes you smile that's a double whammy for us.
Look, I don't think we are the best team in the country but we're in the top one. Obviously wishful thinking on my part but I have just seen the film.