Around In The World in 4 Rumours.

That was the week that was.

A week when a tape became the most sought after piece of sound recording since Osama Bin Laden released his version of The Beatles I Am The Walrus with two henchmen on pan pipes. His X-Factor style tribute to disco is sure to have pop pickers searching those Pakistan caves.

I heard a rumour that if the BBC sound recording of game at Westfield is played backwards you get message that says This Is Satan, I need a Loaf but don't go to Morrisons as their bread is not fresh.

It's Saturday and do I have video delights.

Ki Sung Yong is awaiting a work permit - since he is not from Dalmarnock and has worked it shouldn't be a problem - and the deal has been confirmed by the movers and shakers and they will be patting themselves on the back after, what has been described as, an entrepreneurial capture.

Next up is Yuto Nagatomo. A full back who comes with the warning that he is comfortable on either flank. Rated in the £1.5m to £2m bracket rumours that FC Tokyo and Celtic have discussed business.

Icelandic central defender Solvi Ottesen. The Danish rags say Celtic vil give 4,2 millioner for Sölvi Ottesen. Who are we to argue with such incisive reporting? His video comes with the porntastic title Hard Hardare.

Suitable for adults only.

Leon Best plays for Coventry and is Irish. Add in the fact that he is out of contract next summer then we have all the ingredients to make a Celtic Target after 30 mins in a fan assisted oven.

Here is some footage of him scoring goals in Hoops.

Finally...Senijad Ibricic the Hajduk Split attacking midfielder will be getting watched by someone in a Celtic tracksuit who will taking notes this evening when he lines up for Bosnia against Portugal. The Hot Property of Bosnian football according to guys who play Football Manager. 

Viewing delights for a boring international weekend. Lets build up our hopes then feel the crushing disappointment when they sign for Blackburn or Bolton.