Lets Add Visual Aids To The Rumour Mill.

It's a sad day when the made up nonsense of the E-Timothy's Rumour Mill makes depressing reading but these are the times we live in.

So without even the slightest attempt to pass these rumours of as my own here is video delights to only add to the disappointment when it turns out to be complete and utter rubbish.

Keita Suzuki is described as a natural holding midfielder which means that You Tube footage of his best sideward passes are hard to find. Above is his appearance of the Japanese version of This Is Your Life with a far better looking presenter than Michael Parkinson.

Forward to 2 mins in for some red hot action.

Ilan Araújo Dall'Igna a Brazilian striker with an Italian passport (unsure why that is important but I felt the need to put it in) currently playing for St Etienne. 25 goals in 95 games in Ligue 1 backs up the assertion that he knows how to put the ball in the back of the net and adds weight to the view that BTM watches a lot of French football.

We all ride this rocket. The score is we give them Aiden or Broonie, get our Irish benefactor to stump up his weekly wage and Keane ends up in the Hoops. Good friend Harry Hotspurs expert opinion is that Keane has had a decrease in pace and a comparatively weak shot.

Petter Hansson a no-nonsense centre back is another one plying his trade in France. Is France the new Leith?

Florin Costea a Romanian striker plying his trade in his home country. Must be good as he has a best off you tube selection. Top scorer in the Romanian Liga 1 last season with 17 goals.