The Storm Before the Lull
Tuesday, 10 November 09, 09:07 AM · Comments(55)
Well, not much storm, really, just plenty of lull.
Unless I can wrangle this old electric word box past customs tomorrow night, WFRF? will be offline for a week. Somehow, despite debt collectors camping on my front lawn rattling their tin cups at me, I’m flying out to North Africa on Wednesday for seven days on the coast. God knows how I managed it, but rest assured whoever’s responsible for allowing a person to travel- on an aeroplane of all things- that cheaply to Cairo, deserves high praise indeed.
I shall be sure to bring them back a camel.
Probably not a bad time to go, really, with news travelling like cliff erosion around the Lane and no football to speak of until the 22nd, I’m fairly confident that once I do return, things will be pretty much as I left them. Roman Pavlyuchenko’s agent will still be whinging about his man needing first team football, Modric will still be togged to the nines in a spiffy little leg brace while Jenas will let Sky Sports know at every possible juncture that Spurs are definitely challengers for a Champions League spot this year. Oh, and we’ll be tipped for a January swoop for Stewart Downing.
The world keeps on turning.
That’s it from me for a week, then. Before I go, just a collective slap on the back for messrs Crouch, Defoe, Jenas and Huddlestone, who, by the power of greyskull, all made it into Don Capello’s twenty-four man England squad to face Brazil at the weekend. The man obviously has good taste.
Or a sense of humour, I can’t figure out which.
Until then, talk amongst yourselves.
You lovely people.
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55 Comments · Add yours
We'll miss ya, Foxy!
Bring me back a Sphinx, now.
xxx
Go on the globe trotting Fox!
Be a mensch and bring me a belly dancer.
Failing a Sphinx, I'll settle for an onyx statue of Anubis.
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
Just bring him a belly.
Reply to KayBee:
Sold.
Hope you got a group rate with Munso and the boys, don't worry about the site, nothing will be happening (as per usual). Trembly and Seattlespurstwat will miss your one on one sessions!
Before you shoot off foxy
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Reply to cheekyfox:
You could always sign up and contribute your golden wordsmithing to the place.
Reply to cheekyfox:
Thanks, mate.
What a wonderful human being you are.
I'll admit, since OleOle and Newsnow have had their tiff, traffic has been slower than usual (maybe if you'd been paying attention you'd notice the difference) but rest assured that your input will be as welcome bird flu whatever the weather.
You retard.
Check out the Valley of the Kings in Luxor Fox! Quite an awesome site!
Reply to cheekyfox:
What's this? One Fox buggers off and we're left with his charmless cousin?
You could at least have left us with Basil Brush, that one off the Bingo adverts, Malcolm Fairley, or maybe even that one who keeps ripping open my bin bags...
Reply to KayBee:
The word BUGGER seems to be on the tip of your TONGUE and CHEEKY says that the toys he nosed in your BIN were more BRUNO then TOYS R US
Reply to Vickey Vixon:
Careful everyone, this page seems to be infested with twats.......
The only COCKERMOUTH you know is carrying your TOTEMPOLE at BITE OF SEATTLE.
Reply to Vickey Vixon:
Oooooooookay... Bit of a stretch there, but I can see where you're trying to be witty; because I said the word "bugger" you're taking that and running with it (in a completely removed context), implying that I leave a cache of sex toys, in my bin, for the nice bin-men to collect.
Christ, I wish I was as funny as you! With such a fine sense of humour as you're displaying here you could even write gags for the likes of Russ Abbott or the Krankies.
Reply to vickey vixon:
And that I don't even get.
Keep at it, though. It's an interesting addition to the rich tapestry of bollocks talked on this blog.
Reply to KayBee:
I'm going to try it now:
You'll be wagging your FUSEBOX at the wandering gypsy moth, and the BANANA PATCH will reign supreme!
I know it's wicked to mock the afflicted, but honestly......
Blooming heck!
The fox is out the box for five minutes and the whole thing plummets towards the gutter.
Reply to onedavemackay:
PROWLER
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
That's just code for, "I rather fancy Kevin Prince Boateng!" isn't it? It's alright, you can admit it. No one will know.
Remember? Nobody comes here anymore. It's too crowded.
Reply to Longwell:
I don't mind the odd bit of banter but I have no idea what that guy is trying to say. Maybe his Tourette's is flaring up.
So anyway, where were we?
Reply to KayBee:
You were on top KB, its usually your preferred position!
Reply to KayBee:
Damned IB. Makes things quite dull.
and just ignore Andrew Dice Clay lurking about, KB
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
Can it, Cupcake
Reply to vickey vixon:
OK, Petal.
Reply to vickey vixon:
Meaning ?
My god its busy in here,are you sure you can handle it Foxy?
Yeah, the top is the best place to be!
Reply to ruelfoxwasteofspace:
Who cares?
Reply to KayBee:
Shhh, don't encourage...it?
S'all harmless fun
Do I smell a few of Harrys faces talking to himself? Or is it just a steaming pile of shit?
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
For a man who is from Seattle, what little you actually know about it, I call you full of it!
Reply to KayBee:
CLAP CLAP! You are very sharp are you not,twat!
Reply to Longwell:
shhh ut the fuck up you cunt!
Reply to onedavemackay:
You are obviously as slow as a wet week,let me spell it out for you dickhead, you prowl around late at night looking for victims to either rob or abuse,you know exactly what hes saying you shit sniffer!
Reply to vickey vixon:
Another back of a bus he/she/it?
Reply to cheekyfox:
You are such an original DICK!
Reply to who shot ruel fox?:
Sigh..........
Reply to who shot ruel fox?:
Got your nose too close to your own hole?
Reply to who shot ruel fox?:
I'm just pointing out how utterly hilarious your posts are, darlin.
Keep 'em coming though; it was nice of Foxy to lay on a retard for our entertainment in his absence.
WFRF. If you need any help in weeding out abusive posters, just let us know. What's cool is when they break the law as well and we can track down their home address. Hope you're having a cool holiday otherwise and the egyptian gut rot never set in, seems like we've had enough verbal diahroaea from unknown 'posters' on here.
Shutta your mouth you fool!
Reply to KayBee:
It speaks volumes of you that you find the mental disability of retardation entertaining.
Reply to Trembly:
You are watching to much of the matrix,Stop talking through your arse you idiot.
Reply to who shot ruel fox?:
Christ, why don't you go back to your school chums and make hilarious dick and fart jokes. I'm sure took a pretty interesting dump recently and you can enlighten them with details.
In other words, you're boring, and I suspect that you are also remarkably stupid. A double threat, as it were. So why don't you push off, Small Time.
Reply to who shot ruel fox?:
Only when it's exhibited in such an entertaining form.
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
I'm sure took a pretty interesting dump? Who needs the schooling you Gadd?
Reply to KayBee:
And you know all about exhibitionism love!
Reply to KayBee:
You know all about exhibitionism love!
Reply to Trembly:
You can't even get your diarrhoea right!!
Is it safe to come in?
Looks like the post office are giving out free internet access with the giros again. I suppose, at least, it gives them something to with their hands other than making fists at their women.
Who's this WSRF clown? You've got the floor, mate, we're all ears. Oh, you seem to have withered under the glare of the spotlight.
Do me a favour and reduce your carbon foot-print by never bothering to use a computer again.
It doesn't really suit you.
Reply to WhoFramedRuelFox:
I really want to have a look through your internet logs and see where this muppet's located...if you haven't already. First impressions are that he's a highly impressionable child...but still someone that one might not take exception to kicking in the teeth
I like your style, Trembly. I'm all for a bit freindly banter but when the loudest voice seems to come from a raging delinquent, it kind of takes the fun out it.
But do we have boots big enough for such a mug?